Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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