Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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