he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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