i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
dude. I can hear the air.
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