Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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