BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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