I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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