i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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