he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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