I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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