I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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