I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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