I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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