I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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