we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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