its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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