: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
is it fun? or sober?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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