I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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