She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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