You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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