As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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