butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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