I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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