Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
