i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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