Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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