in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
two words...techno handjob
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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