we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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