Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
