Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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