so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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