what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize
