Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm really into asian looking animals
high people should be assigned attendants
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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