physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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