I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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