either way he was missing a nipple.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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