took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Sorry about my life...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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