My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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