in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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