you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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