Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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