i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hippo gnu deer
My liver just had a heart attack.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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