girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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