She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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