I seem to have left my pride at pride
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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