you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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