i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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