He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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