That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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