Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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