I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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