I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
50% drunk capacity currently
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
