I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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