Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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